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BIOBAKU ~ The Unilag Experience

Hey people!

Lemme be the First to wish you a Blessed New Month! Itz Leo time baby! 😀

Been so long since my last log post….feels like forever to me tho. Been Lounging in school seeing how things are done. This aint no New World Order, its an Age old tradition.. A new civilization for me… BIOBAKU ~ The Unilag Hostel! 

I never went to a boarding school neither did i stay away from  home,away from my parents, stubborn brother and noisy sisters. So y’all should know why moving into the hostel was a new experience for me. Had to do some mago-mago sorting before i got my bedspace nsturvz. Yup thats how things are done in Naija!

I experienced quit alot of things being in the male hostel( the idea of no chics allowed kinda sucks tho).. Ok lemme just drop few ov ’em.

1) Meeting My Roomies: Picture this- Packing your bags into a room for the first time and meeting 8 total strangers you will have to cope with for 2months. Yup! thats how i felt, Who are these people? Will they accept me? Are they acceptable to begin with? Will we live peacefully? Are they snobs? Damn i hope they don’t steal! Shit, this is a male hostel oh.. Hope they are not Fags! these among other thoughts were running through my mind. They turned out to be the perfect set of people i’d always wanna be in a room with! It was mad fun all through. 5Law Student,1 Edu Admin,1 Medical Student and 2Geology Undergrads. I will never forget them!

I can’t believe how easily we all synced and became one. As in! The Amalgamation was madt!  Nice people, Hilarious arguments, Contradictions n the Fag  jokes were the scariest lol.

Eloka Olisa (100L/Law) ~ The in-house Radio Presenter and The Punisher. We call him “The Punisher” because he cooks good meals which arouses your taste buds and POW! You realize you can smell but not taste lol. #Oppression toh bahdt. Has amazing playlist. He is also how semi-Aristocrat  and has a phobia of being anally raped(lmfao!), never goes to the bathroom when the lights aint on.

Okeniyi Demola(100L/Law) ~ Calls himself “Prudent Manager” but We call him “Philosofical Lala”. He has quotes for every situation, from Bible to Quran,William Shakespear to all the lawyers i can think of. Nigga invests in looking corporate 24/7 suits toh bahdt!.This dude can loke to economize ingredients sha. Often teased in the room cos of his temper. Gosh i enjoyed those moments.

Oke Tosin (200L/Law)~ “Chief Cross-Examiner and Contradictor”  Got madt skills when it comes to arguments. He originated the famous “Sardine Stew”, Cartoon Freak, Playlist full of disney themes! He is well revered for his contribution in Tackling our “Command Boy”  when it comes to Argumentology. 😉 Goof: His manboobs remind us of *insert something terrible,sexy,funny here*

Adewale Lamina (100L/Geology)~ “Command Boy” a.k.a Wales Blu. <~ Hmmm what can i say bout this dude? He is known for his reference to his Alma mater ~( Command Secondary School.) whenever there is a debate. His entire life revolves around that school! (Tufiakwa!). He can hype his people  sha! Also, he’s the room’s Fashionista and Skater. He is also known for his terrible cooking skills lol. He Originated the Cunt Rice and Cornt Meal(rice,beans & maize cooked with ororo). Geo-sciences fresh kid, If e no match e no gel. lol His love for Lil Wayne is somewhat religious. Hes’s a good kid tho. yeah we also think he has feelings for Jabzy, we call it “Taurus Love” 😀

Bababunmi Olaolu (100L/Law)~ a.k.a ” Dark Lord” a.k.a ” Mr Melody” he makes some nice melodies in his sleep we don’t seem to be able to decipher, his snores are somewhat cryptic lmfao!. This nigga is blacker than black!  He is obsessed with the English language, he can like to gbagaun the roommates at every chance he gets. He is a Master when it comes to Greek and Norse Mythology.He is the tallest of us all. and he never cooks! (prolly cos he doesnt know how, even his custard is gross!) 😀 I guess thats why he has decided to marry his Crush: Yewande a.k.a Darth Hideous! *d nick name is self explanatory* 😉

Victor Tomide Olaitan (100L/Law)~ Tommy as he is fondly called a.k.a “Pretty Boy”  Nice,easy going dude. Always trynna do things in an orderly manner. Minimal argument, has this very funny way of laughing(sounds like Chuckie) lol. Speaks the Igbo language almost fluently. “Yoruba Boy, Igbo Sense” 🙂

Jabar Ayodele (200L/Edu.Admin)~ a.k.a “Jabzy” Shy type,an introvert. He is like a Volcano waiting to erupt! You just don’t wanna mess with him. According to legend: He has this aura some sorta enigma ish that makes the roomies fear him. #Badtguy. His Quote ~”If i, If i fag Lamina!…” 😀

Lawal Olusola Muh’d (100L/Medicine)~ Our ex-Dip Medschool bound roomie. Fine boy wif somewhat complicated woman matters(story for another day). The originator of fag jokes in the room. Lamina’s bunkee lol This dude never sleeps. always studying and loves making reference to his zodiac sign #LEO, he believes his very being revolves around that sign(i guess). The rooms Chess Meister.

Dotun Akindele (100L/Physiotherapy) ~ Not exactly a roomie. Muh’d’s partner in crime. Very funny n this nigga eats with bowls n bucket lmfao! He fucked us up tho. introduced a very fugly chic to us. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!! 

We had good times. I will never forget them! 🙂

2) Way Too Many Dicks: My most awkward moments are the “Bathroom Moment” guys walking around naked inside hostel is just an uncomfortable site. haba!  Niggaz should at least wear pants abeg! …Only God knows what happens in other rooms when these dudes walk around naked. *swallows spit* Issokay!

3) The Noise: When electricity goes off sometimes boys come out to play hehe. Making random sounds hitting metal bars and singing nursery rhymes and screaming “GO AWAY!!!” Whenever the public address system goes on hehe. There’s also this dude who shakes the hostel whenever he is in the building! Boys see him and start screaming OLOYINI OH!!! this dude gets excited like a pagan god and starts dancing! I still suspect he’s illuminati tho *snickers*

4) Jam Doughnut:  Ok this dude they call “Wise One” sells Jam Doughnuts in the hostel. Because of the rate at which guys buy his doughnut we call it Jazz Doughnut lol. Some call it “GP Boosting Doughnut” lol Tosin i see you! 😀

I particularly loved skating in the hall ways :). Learnt alot from my roommates.

Exams are over. Our 100L days are dead and gone. Mistakes Made, Lessons Learnt. #ToGodBeTheGlory

What’s Going On?

Right before getting on here to make this post. i had a sort of epiphany, was on a mad rush to get online before i leave that “ZONE” unfortunately i’m out of it. So lets see… Whats this post gonna be about? No thats not a question cos i already know i’m gonna write about what’s going on.

So really What’s going on? A lot! I havnt been myself lately. having lots on my mind and NO! tHIS AiNt gOnA Be aNoThEr PoInTlEsS pOsT! 😀 Neither is it gonna be a post bout me talking bout how much my life sucks or sumfin like that. I’v been thinking so much lately and if there is one thing we dont have alot of its Time. So i’v decided not to waste time anymore. Use the little time i got left in particular areas of my life wisely and make it matter.

Read my blog posts earlier today and i asked myself: What is the theme of my blog and am i following it? Is my blog a vector quantity or a scalar quantity? Damn i couldn’t even answer. I see no reason why anyone would wanna come back here to see if there’s anything new. Guess its time to go places with this blog and its time for  a RE-BRAND!

Ok now what’s really going on? I got my second semester exams in a week, i’m slackin behind in some school sturvz, damn i aint been active socially neither have i been a complete nerd. I have just been on the edge of everything. Being on the edge means i remain in my comfort zone, not putting efforts in any particular area. This is changing!

Moved into the hostel bout 3weeks ago and i can say i have finally settled in. Got really cool roommates. Geology undergrad,Medical student,Law undergrads and one from Faculty of Education. They are all very serious minded and i’m so glad i’m in this room. Niggaz be cracking me up and shit! I love and admire these niggaz #NoHomo tho 😀 n yeah their FagJokes crack me up hehe Itz 104 Babyyyyy! !..!- 😉

My second semester examination starts in a week. I have decided to get my sh*t on. Put in all i got, study as much as i can(that means study all night every night)  and make myself and my parents proud. Took my laptop home and i ain’t got an internet enabled phone with me at the moment to reduce distractions.Damn i’m so gonna miss twitter,wordpress,facebook and every other social network i’m on. This is a sacrifice i think will be well worth it. *difficult tho :(*

Got so much on my mind i can’t even stop shuffling them. damn my brain is like a playlist right now with a trillion tracks.(try sorting that out) Ideas,thoughts,plans and so much more. Check back for more posts cos i assure you all you gonna see after this post iz pure L.I.F.E no extras just interesting day by day life of an Akokite. It Can Only Get BETTER!

This blog is meant to be about Life as A Fresher in the University Of Lagos and that’s all its gonna be about. …A FRESHER’S LIFE.


#LetsPretend I never signed up on wordpress. #LetsPretend you ain’t sitting somewhere reading this. #LetsPretend i know exactly why i’m typing this. #LetsPretend you are actually enjoying this. #LetsPretend you not asking whats with the hashtags. #LetsPretend you are not feeling like WTF! right now. #LetsPretend you aint smiling a bit now. #LetsPretend i am not Who i Am today. #LetsPretend i’m really some superfly nerd who is just doing this cos he’s bored studying. #LetsPretend I’m on a 4.8CGPA. #LetsPretend I’m a UNILAG big boy. #LetsPretend All them Moremi,Makama,Queen Aminat chics dig me. #LetsPretend Paparazzi following me everywhere i go. #LetsPretend Lil wayne comes to perform on my birthday. #LetsPretend Wishes were horses. #LetsPretend Lets pretend you ain’t feeling like slapping the fack outta me. #LetsPretend I aint gonna sign off right now. #LetsPretend you dont feel like getting this link off your bookmarks. #LetsPretend You Holy Pass. #LetsPretend All i just typed makes sense. #LetsPretend #LetsPretend #LetsPretend… *sighs* 😦

So no Judgement day?

Ok i’m sitting here thinking… school tomorrow? fuck no! World was supposed to end yesterday na! 😦

I got so much on my mind right now! very disappointed. This is all i have to say! *throws laptop against the wall*

Judgement Day Is Saturday!!!

Hmmm time is short! every second counts! Some dude did this Numerology thingy and predicts Saturday May 21st is Judgement day!…as in JUDGEMENT D.A.Y! Scary shit huh?

Ok lets see… I got exams,birthdays and stuffs to do before then but hmmm. Saturday? i havnt been to church in a long time mahn!

Maybe i can skip study for this week,skip my test, go swimming. see a movie and kiss some random people on the streets then Repent on friday night! Good idea huh 😀

And if this is my last post on earth… i say fuckit! this shit aint epic lol.. I do hope i make heaven though. Don’t worry ye hell people i will still update my blogs from Heaven for y’all aiight 😉

And yeah checkout the weather forcast lol Crazy niggaz on earth i tell ya!

But really forget about judgement day and think for a minute. Are you living your life in a Godly manner? That is the QUESTION!.

….Once again This has been Another Pointless Post :D…. Or Has It? 😛