I have have moved this blog to http://UnilagOlodo.com . All subsequent posts will be posted there.

I remain yours truly

*insert a great man’s name here*

Lemme be the First to wish you a Blessed New Month! Itz Leo time baby!

Been so long since my last log post….feels like forever to me tho. Been Lounging in school seeing how things are done. This aint no New World Order, its an Age old tradition.. A new civilization for me… BIOBAKU ~ The Unilag Hostel! 

I never went to a boarding school neither did i stay away from  home,away from my parents, stubborn brother and noisy sisters. So y’all should know why moving into the hostel was a new experience for me. Had to do some mago-mago sorting before i got my bedspace nsturvz. Yup thats how things are done in Naija!

I experienced quit alot of things being in the male hostel( the idea of no chics allowed kinda sucks tho).. Ok lemme just drop few ov ‘em.

1) Meeting My Roomies: Picture this- Packing your bags into a room for the first time and meeting 8 total strangers you will have to cope with for 2months. Yup! thats how i felt, Who are these people? Will they accept me? Are they acceptable to begin with? Will we live peacefully? Are they snobs? Damn i hope they don’t steal! Shit, this is a male hostel oh.. Hope they are not Fags! these among other thoughts were running through my mind. They turned out to be the perfect set of people i’d always wanna be in a room with! It was mad fun all through. 5Law Student,1 Edu Admin,1 Medical Student and 2Geology Undergrads. I will never forget them!

I can’t believe how easily we all synced and became one. As in! The Amalgamation was madt!  Nice people, Hilarious arguments, Contradictions n the Fag  jokes were the scariest lol.

Eloka Olisa (100L/Law) ~ The in-house Radio Presenter and The Punisher. We call him “The Punisher” because he cooks good meals which arouses your taste buds and POW! You realize you can smell but not taste lol. #Oppression toh bahdt. Has amazing playlist. He is also how semi-Aristocrat  and has a phobia of being anally raped(lmfao!), never goes to the bathroom when the lights aint on.

Okeniyi Demola(100L/Law) ~ Calls himself “Prudent Manager” but We call him “Philosofical Lala”. He has quotes for every situation, from Bible to Quran,William Shakespear to all the lawyers i can think of. Nigga invests in looking corporate 24/7 suits toh bahdt!.This dude can loke to economize ingredients sha. Often teased in the room cos of his temper. Gosh i enjoyed those moments.

Oke Tosin (200L/Law)~ “Chief Cross-Examiner and Contradictor”  Got madt skills when it comes to arguments. He originated the famous “Sardine Stew”, Cartoon Freak, Playlist full of disney themes! He is well revered for his contribution in Tackling our “Command Boy”  when it comes to Argumentology. Goof: His manboobs remind us of *insert something terrible,sexy,funny here*

Adewale Lamina (100L/Geology)~ “Command Boy” a.k.a Wales Blu. <~ Hmmm what can i say bout this dude? He is known for his reference to his Alma mater ~( Command Secondary School.) whenever there is a debate. His entire life revolves around that school! (Tufiakwa!). He can hype his people  sha! Also, he’s the room’s Fashionista and Skater. He is also known for his terrible cooking skills lol. He Originated the Cunt Rice and Cornt Meal(rice,beans & maize cooked with ororo). Geo-sciences fresh kid, If e no match e no gel. lol His love for Lil Wayne is somewhat religious. Hes’s a good kid tho. yeah we also think he has feelings for Jabzy, we call it “Taurus Love”

Bababunmi Olaolu (100L/Law)~ a.k.a ” Dark Lord” a.k.a ” Mr Melody” he makes some nice melodies in his sleep we don’t seem to be able to decipher, his snores are somewhat cryptic lmfao!. This nigga is blacker than black!  He is obsessed with the English language, he can like to gbagaun the roommates at every chance he gets. He is a Master when it comes to Greek and Norse Mythology.He is the tallest of us all. and he never cooks! (prolly cos he doesnt know how, even his custard is gross!) I guess thats why he has decided to marry his Crush: Yewande a.k.a Darth Hideous! *d nick name is self explanatory*

Victor Tomide Olaitan (100L/Law)~ Tommy as he is fondly called a.k.a “Pretty Boy”  Nice,easy going dude. Always trynna do things in an orderly manner. Minimal argument, has this very funny way of laughing(sounds like Chuckie) lol. Speaks the Igbo language almost fluently. “Yoruba Boy, Igbo Sense”

Jabar Ayodele (200L/Edu.Admin)~ a.k.a “Jabzy” Shy type,an introvert. He is like a Volcano waiting to erupt! You just don’t wanna mess with him. According to legend: He has this aura some sorta enigma ish that makes the roomies fear him. #Badtguy. His Quote ~”If i, If i fag Lamina!…”

Lawal Olusola Muh’d (100L/Medicine)~ Our ex-Dip Medschool bound roomie. Fine boy wif somewhat complicated woman matters(story for another day). The originator of fag jokes in the room. Lamina’s bunkee lol This dude never sleeps. always studying and loves making reference to his zodiac sign #LEO, he believes his very being revolves around that sign(i guess). The rooms Chess Meister.

Dotun Akindele (100L/Physiotherapy) ~ Not exactly a roomie. Muh’d's partner in crime. Very funny n this nigga eats with bowls n bucket lmfao! He fucked us up tho. introduced a very fugly chic to us. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!! 

We had good times. I will never forget them!

2) Way Too Many Dicks: My most awkward moments are the “Bathroom Moment” guys walking around naked inside hostel is just an uncomfortable site. haba!  Niggaz should at least wear pants abeg! …Only God knows what happens in other rooms when these dudes walk around naked. *swallows spit* Issokay!

3) The Noise: When electricity goes off sometimes boys come out to play hehe. Making random sounds hitting metal bars and singing nursery rhymes and screaming “GO AWAY!!!” Whenever the public address system goes on hehe. There’s also this dude who shakes the hostel whenever he is in the building! Boys see him and start screaming OLOYINI OH!!! this dude gets excited like a pagan god and starts dancing! I still suspect he’s illuminati tho *snickers*

4) Jam Doughnut:  Ok this dude they call “Wise One” sells Jam Doughnuts in the hostel. Because of the rate at which guys buy his doughnut we call it Jazz Doughnut lol. Some call it “GP Boosting Doughnut” lol Tosin i see you!

I particularly loved skating in the hall ways . Learnt alot from my roommates.

Exams are over. Our 100L days are dead and gone. Mistakes Made, Lessons Learnt. #ToGodBeTheGlory

So really What’s going on? A lot! I havnt been myself lately. having lots on my mind and NO! tHIS AiNt gOnA Be aNoThEr PoInTlEsS pOsT! Neither is it gonna be a post bout me talking bout how much my life sucks or sumfin like that. I’v been thinking so much lately and if there is one thing we dont have alot of its Time. So i’v decided not to waste time anymore. Use the little time i got left in particular areas of my life wisely and make it matter.

Read my blog posts earlier today and i asked myself: What is the theme of my blog and am i following it? Is my blog a vector quantity or a scalar quantity? Damn i couldn’t even answer. I see no reason why anyone would wanna come back here to see if there’s anything new. Guess its time to go places with this blog and its time for  a RE-BRAND!

Ok now what’s really going on? I got my second semester exams in a week, i’m slackin behind in some school sturvz, damn i aint been active socially neither have i been a complete nerd. I have just been on the edge of everything. Being on the edge means i remain in my comfort zone, not putting efforts in any particular area. This is changing!

Moved into the hostel bout 3weeks ago and i can say i have finally settled in. Got really cool roommates. Geology undergrad,Medical student,Law undergrads and one from Faculty of Education. They are all very serious minded and i’m so glad i’m in this room. Niggaz be cracking me up and shit! I love and admire these niggaz #NoHomo tho n yeah their FagJokes crack me up hehe Itz 104 Babyyyyy! !..!-

My second semester examination starts in a week. I have decided to get my sh*t on. Put in all i got, study as much as i can(that means study all night every night)  and make myself and my parents proud. Took my laptop home and i ain’t got an internet enabled phone with me at the moment to reduce distractions.Damn i’m so gonna miss twitter,wordpress,facebook and every other social network i’m on. This is a sacrifice i think will be well worth it. *difficult tho *

Got so much on my mind i can’t even stop shuffling them. damn my brain is like a playlist right now with a trillion tracks.(try sorting that out) Ideas,thoughts,plans and so much more. Check back for more posts cos i assure you all you gonna see after this post iz pure L.I.F.E no extras just interesting day by day life of an Akokite. It Can Only Get BETTER!

This blog is meant to be about Life as A Fresher in the University Of Lagos and that’s all its gonna be about. …A FRESHER’S LIFE.

I got so much on my mind right now! very disappointed. This is all i have to say! *throws laptop against the wall*

Ok lets see… I got exams,birthdays and stuffs to do before then but hmmm. Saturday? i havnt been to church in a long time mahn!

Maybe i can skip study for this week,skip my test, go swimming. see a movie and kiss some random people on the streets then Repent on friday night! Good idea huh

And if this is my last post on earth… i say fuckit! this shit aint epic lol.. I do hope i make heaven though. Don’t worry ye hell people i will still update my blogs from Heaven for y’all aiight

And yeah checkout the weather forcast lol Crazy niggaz on earth i tell ya!

But really forget about judgement day and think for a minute. Are you living your life in a Godly manner? That is the QUESTION!.

….Once again This has been Another Pointless Post …. Or Has It?

Yeah howz y’all doing? Past few months the earth has been real busy oh. event no dey finish mehn. From Elections to Royal Wedding n Osama’s death n sturvz i dont even remember. Been fun reading stuffs on the news tho. Newscasters having a swell time i tell ya! hehe

My Blackberry got bad. MAJOR BAD NEWS. i havnt even recovered. I miss it so much buh i guess its one of those things distracting me lots so i’m gonna have to do away with it. Been going through bad times counting losses nshits buh what can i do? Guess its one ov them downtimes i read bout. reccession nshytz, I just pray God turns everything around real soon cos i dunno how much longer i can take it.

Been watching Spartacus,House and Vampire Diaries lately, keeping me relaxed. At least watching them drama keeps ma life drama free hehe. Chics issues? o bwoi just leave dat side abeg. story for another day.

Once again. If you’v read all i just wrote you’d prolly be asking yourself what you have gained or why you even bothered reading through. I sha know  Its better than that unilag amebo blog sha

Ok lemme just give it a title and post jare so i can come back in God knows when and start another post saying Life’s been Great with me (AMEN).

I know what it feels like to be left alone and i pray none of you ever feel this way. Have a nice Life..New Week and all them prayers jare

#OkBye

My last blog post was 4am 1st of January 2011*New Year’s Day*. Been a while innit? I’m glad I’m alive to make this new post today.

So many has happened Τ̲̅ђe past 3months of my Life. Good things,Bad things and things I don’t even know what †☺ categorise them as.

I was excited about getting into school but 1st semester Ȋ̝̊̅§ done with and I see its hell being in Τ̲̅ђe University. School and life just aint easy! I’m learning it Τ̲̅ђe hard way…but really is there an easy way to learn life’s hard?

This blog may be regarded as a #Fail according to pro-bloggers and haters but really who cares? I just wanna be heard! *read in this case* Τ̲̅ђe comments are welcome but even if I don’t get them #ItzAii

I’m a quiet person but when I’m with people I like †☺ act crazy. I bottle things up inside no matter what’s going on with •̸Ϟﻉ, some say its pride cos I’d never ask anyone for help but I think its just •̸Ϟﻉ recognising Τ̲̅ђe fact that I’m a #giver. Ok i think its pride

God has blessed •̸Ϟﻉ really, I used †☺ complain about acne and oily skin but now I smile every time I look in Τ̲̅ђe mirror. Nothing like self esteem issues no more. I get broke occasionally but I still manage †☺ look Ǧ☺☺ϑ and dress fly. As a UNILAG bobo ε̲̣̣̣̥ no easy naw

Been having challenges with Life issues—> School Ȋ̝̊̅§ scary as hell,Family? Its like I’m not part of my family. My lil bro Ȋ̝̊̅§ 19 and a gangsta like literally. He’s been messing with my stuffs and whatever I say Ȋ̝̊̅§ wrong and whatever he does Ȋ̝̊̅§ right! Its like he’s bewitched them and I’ve just given up on them.*sighs*

I was kicked out of Τ̲̅ђe house sometime in february things like this affected •̸Ϟﻉ so much. School was so much challenging,couldn’t concentrate and when Τ̲̅ђe time came for examination I think I just lost it. Iv not seen Τ̲̅ђe result and I really aint looking forward †☺ it. Really so much I can’t say here. I live with No Love in my heart right now. Just #Determination because no matter what’s going on in my life I know it just doesn’t matter and shouldn’t affect Τ̲̅ђe one thing Ȋ̝̊̅§ life that’ll secure my future—–> Education.

I don’t think this post has added anything †☺ your life and if you think you have wasted Τ̲̅ђe last few minutes of your life reading this I’m sorry….ok I’m not really sorry lmao

Feeling real sad right now but I live in Nigeria so we don’t commit suicide here hehe I’m just gonna channel my energy †☺ my books and make sure whatever wrong iv done †☺ my Grade Point(GP) in school I’d be able †☺ Right.

Hope you all have a great day… I won’t stay long before I make another post. Please Pray For •̸Ϟﻉ

I Love You All

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Wow! This is 2011 I’m so happy! I’m using this medium to wish You all a Happy New Year! and i pray it will be a great year for us all.

I’m so so sorry i haven’t been updating my blog lately, School  and Life generally have got me so tied up all i ever do in my free time is sleep and tweet. Life in UNILAG hasn’t been easy i tell ya!   But i promise to update my blog more often this year.

The First month of school has been very confusing. You know…still familiarizing myself with the environment and getting to know how they run things in school and everything’s just happening so fast sometimes i find myself doing things i don’t understand just cos my peers are doing it.  After figuring i had to spend a lot time in school everyday(Monday~ Sunday)..Yes! I have no weekend breaks. Lectures and tutorials. I figured me attending all those won’t help if i don’t find time to study.

So i decided to utilize the school Library. It was a funny experience because i went in there with the expectation of siting down comfortably and studying to my satisfaction. I got in there and i wasn’t disappointed as the Library is well furnished,and packed with books..(tho most are outdated) and very comfortable…too comfortable i guess cos it was a great battle staying awake with the AC cooling my brain lol ..Spent close to 1hr battling to stay awake and after that i got over it and studied for a few hours.

I think imma stick to my Library until i get better alternatives. If you have sudy tips that can really help me please feel free to drop them on d comment page. Will read through this blog for study tips i’v posted earlier. I really wanna excel in my academics…i mean who doesn’t?

Ok apart from school how was y’allz Xmas? Mine has been too dry..Just plain boring n got ma a** broke this period so fun was a fantasy all through Was just at home sleeping n watching t.v. I’m happy i made it to 2011 safe and healthy knowing fully well that where there is Life there is Hope.(i hope dats how d sayn goes)

The year 2011 Shallbe a Year of Divine Visitation, Fulfillment,Bliss,Blessings,Wealth and all the Good things of Life in The Name of Jesus!…Lemme hear y’all say A.M.E.N!!!

Oh yeah! Once again if y’all got suggestions or just tell me how you students manage to get good grades in school i’d really appreciate. Thank you in advance.

its 04:35AM and i’m tired AF!…Gotta go get some sleep. #in2010 so many things will change in my life n tweeting/sleeping habit’s the main focus. Hope y’all didnt get too bored reading this. Drop your comments and Have a great day.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!